When I was little I always heard about this city called "Pittsburg" and I always wondered why there wasn't a town called "Armpits-burg." Finally one day I asked my parents why there was no Armpitsburg, and they just laughed, and didn't ever tell my why they thought it was so funny. I was so confused, because I was totally serious.
A childhood belief about places

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that electricity was manufactured in a factory in a place called 'Electriz City'.— Sally
- When I was a kid, I wondered why they called it "public hair" when it was so private.Anon
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- I used to believe that all parents were called "Inge and Dirk", just like mine— eva
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- I used to think that adult kangaroos were called Kangas and that child kangaroos were called Roos. Anon