this is really recent. I heard the fatman scoop song 'be faithful' and thought it was saying 'fatman scoop, rock the clam.' the real words, in fact, are 'fatman scoop, crooklyn clan'
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe the the Elton John song, "Crocodile Rock" was about a Crocodile, named Rock.Anon
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- in sting's / the police's song ''roxanne''. I thaught that it was ''rock sand''— wacko zacho
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- My friends and I used to believe that if you planted a rock, it would grow a rock tree. Anon
- When I first heard the words "flea market", I actually thought it meant "selling fleas".Anon