I wouldn't eat chops because my uncle told me they were made from lambs, cows and pigs. My mum told me that was rubbish and they really grew on special "chop trees" (they got "chopped down" when they were a certain age)
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that "pork chops" were called "port chops", and came from the left side of the pig.Anon
- When i was really little, i thought that pharmacy was a shop where you could buy animals, like pigs and cows.Anon
- I was told that spaghetti grew on trees and i anounced it in class one day in grammer school.— w.b.
- I used to believe that broccoli grew on trees. It looks like a tree, so it made sense, right?— Catherine...
- My older sister had me convinced that noodles grew on trees, but that rice was man-made...— Trusting little brother
- I used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk and white cows made regular milk.— andrew mient