when i was little, my dad used to wash my hair, and he used to joke about shampoo being "burning eye soap" and that it would melt down my eyeballs if it got in my eyes. to this day i refuse to let my dad come near me with any soap of any type.
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- My friend convinced me that if I used a bar of soap to wash my hair instead of shampoo that I would go bald.— Michelle
- when i was little, i thought that you could pull your eyeballs and wash them in your mouth— beak
- I believed that burglars ate soap & lipstick— Karen
- I used to think that bath beads were candy until I bit into one! What a shock that it was soap!— ~K~
- When i was a toddler i sued to believe that if you ate soap you would blow bubbles for the rest of your life.— KEL
- I used to think that if i put conditioner in my hair before the shampoo my hair would fall out.— Jerry Moe the Gimp