i used to believe that you had one tube for your dinner to go down and one for your afters
A childhood belief about eating

others believed things like this
- if you eat toothpaste straight from the tube, you will get worms— wormelow
- I used to want hemmoriods so I could use a "float tube" in the tub and have a cushy toilet seat like my dad.— Tami
- Mom couldn't understand why at dinner time I wanted Chicken Pox.— Kristin
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - We were told at school by the evil dinner ladies that apple pips contained arsenic.....Anon
- Mom told us that if we didn't eat every single bite of our veggies at dinner time, we'd get colon cancer.Anon