when i went to the bathroom i would go poo and my sister once told me that if you pushed to hard your face would be sucked in and her face would come out of your butt
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- someone told me that if u go to the bathroom on the toielt you would get sucked inn..— terrified child
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- My mom always told me if I made an ugly face it would stay that way forever.Anon
- My sister told me once that if I sucked too much helium out of a balloon, my lungs would explode.Anon