I used to believe that the making of a baby was manufactured and given to you as a wedding present. Turns out i found out what it was when a perverted friend of mine said, "My daddy lay over the ocean, my daddy lay over the sea, my daddy lay over my mommy, that's how they they created me!"
A childhood belief about reproduction
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark
- I used to believe that beer was called daddy juise
— jason - I used to beleive before mummy and daddy "did it" they had to get "spunk cream" from the chemist. Anon
- I thought that a "sugar daddy" was a father who let his kids eat all the sugar they wanted.Anon
- i used to believe that when i told a lie my eyes would turn purple,because that's what my daddy told me!!— Jenna