I used to believe that people didn't have sex, the sperm just came out of the man (subconsciously) some nights, crawled across the bedsheet and went into the woman (i spent many sunday mornings looking in my parent's bedsheets to see if I could find some loose sperm)
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I use to believe that the man peed in the woman to get her pregnant. Didn't know about sperm until sex ed. — das
- I thought sperm were fish and when I got a goldfish I went around telling everyone i had a sperm— Kara
- I used to believe that a baby's sex was determined by whether the sperm had a picture of a man or woman on it.— David E.
- I used to think sperm was invisible.Anon
- i got told if you rub your sperm on
your spots they'll go...
p.s i still try it but it never works— anom - i had a freind who believed that at a certain age you bought sperm in bags from woolworths.Anon