I used to believe that when there was a storm, God was moving furniture around and lightning was God taking a picture of his new result and thunder was him destroying it because he didn't like ir afterall. I couldn't understand how come God moved his furniture so much! :)
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that it would thunder when G-D was moving furniture in the sky.Anon
- I remember being told that thunder was just God moving his/her furniture around.— kipperfeet
- I used to believe nude furniture was ,furniture with pictures of naked people on them.— Bethany Mote
- My mum used to tell me that thunder was god re-arranging the furniture.— Dale
- I used to believe thunder was the sound of God rearranging his furniture.Anon
- I used to believe when it thundered that god was moving his furniture around.— Debra Mcewan