I always used to think that the end line in the chorus for "Alice" - was Alice? Alice? Who the fork is Alice? I got really confused when my mum told me to stop singing it..
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Alice Cooper and Alice from "Alice in Wonderland" were the same person.— Jessica Tinch
- I used to think that everything involving the name Alice had to be Wonderland or Looking Glass related.Anon
- I thought if 3 cards stopped at a 3-way stop sign then they had to stop forever until Christmas.Anon
- When I was young, I used to belive that
if you pushed the stop button in the bus it would stop for good.— Tom (Norway) - I used to think that the chorus of "mountain song" by jane's addiction was in a different language— nothing'sshocking
- When my friend told me her cat was moulting I thought she said melting. I was confused for a while.Anon