when i was little my mom told me i was named after her dog that died before my birth,so i use to think that i was a dog before i was born then i died and came back a human ,when i tell people i was named after a dog they start laughing because it not very day that you meet a human with a dog / human name.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- when i was little i used to think i was the only human and everyone else were robots trying to act human.— Spikey
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to believe that if you used people shampoo on a dog, the dog would turn into a human.Anon
- as a kid, i was told by my older cousins that i wasnt human until i turned 7 years old.— twk
- everybody else were robots and I was a human test!
— Chas - I used to believe that we (the human race) was a movie and God was showing it to everyone.— Sean