I used to think that as 'wee' meant 'yes' in French 'poo' must mean 'no'
Well, it made sense to me at the time ;)
A childhood belief about foreign languages

others believed things like this
- I use to beleive that because oui (which sounds exactly like wee) mean yes in french, that poo meant no.— Toby
- I used to believe that french fries were made of bread.— tendersoul
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- I used to think that you had to be french to really taste french fries.— Not French;)
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to believe that broccoli grew on trees. It looks like a tree, so it made sense, right?— Catherine...