i used to fear those little fertilizer balls jumping into my mouth and poisoning me
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that my urine was a super fertilizer - peeing on plants made them grow.— Andrew C
- i was told that if you got stabbed with a pencil (by yourself or others) you would get lead poisoning.— waiting to die
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- I used to believe that people got lead poisoning from being stabbed (accidentally) with pencils.Anon
- I thought the lyrics to "Don't fear the reaper" were "Don't fear the reefer"— who new?
- I thought when you got food poisoning it might someone had put poison in your food— Bootlebat