I believed that Rigor Mortis was the name of a lounge singer that my parents would go out and see sing sometimes.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- I used to believe that the teacher's lounge was where the teachers went to make out.— Julia
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.— HOLLIS
- Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill
- My mum said that when I used to sing "noahs arc" at school I would sing "who built the arc, no one, no one"— Clare