When I was in 3rd grade, we had a birdfeeder on the kitchen window. My dad joked about catching and cooking the birds, so one day my mom made Cornish hens and told my brother and I they were mourning doves. I believed her and even wrote about it in my class journal. At the parent-teacher conference, my teacher told my dad I wrote that we'd had mourning doves for dinner - my dad just said that we had - she didn't know how to respond to that!
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that "mourning doves" were called afternoon doves starting at noon!
— Megaroo - I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- Chopin wrote Chopsticks.Anon
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---