When I was a wee lil' chicken, my sister told me that there was a little old lady inside of me, and she would say something and it would come out of my mouth as if i were saying it. Also when she farted, it would come out as if i had farted, and i was so mortified at this old lady living inside of me that i tried pooping her out.
A childhood belief about imaginary friends

others believed things like this
- when i was little i used to think that when i farted, that a little monster inside me was trying to get out. — annie
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- I used to belive that when u burped,u farted thru your mouth.
— John - I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester