When I was little I was in a shop at the beach and saw those condoms on a stick. I asked my dad what they were and he told me suckers and I cried for the rest of the day because he wouldn't buy one for me.
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- I knew someone who thought condoms were so that the MEN wouldn't get pregnant!Anon
- when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers — :P
- My uncle convinced me that if you ate octopus, the suckers on the tentacles would suck your tongue out— Minnie
- I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- My mum always told me that she got me because she bought me from the baby shop.— The world looks to me
- When i was young i thought a stick shift was when u drive with a stickAnon