when i was young i thought that all grown ups changed their name when they got older so they would sound more professional
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought grown ups could fly but wouldn't tell me about it or teach me until I got older.— James the Great
- when i was young i always thought that traffic lights were big lolly pops that changed colour— rudiger2
- When i was young i thouhgt that grown~ups were always awakes— Young`~Gunna``
- I thought grown ups were born grown ups.— mea
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- I used to believe that grown-ups were born "grown up" and that I would stay a little kid forever.— Still A Kid