When i was in second grade someone told me that the middle finger meant that you hated god. One time i actually did it and told that friend from then on she sayed how i hated god. That next morning when i woke up i went to go tell my parents (as i was hysterically crying)... MOMMY I AM SO SORRY I DO NOT HATE GOD! she was so confused by how i could think the middle finger meant hating god
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a half moon was gods finger nail, and his finger was pointing downwards.— clo
- My mum told me that cold custard (which I hated) was in fact Banana Blancmange. I lapped it up for years.— Chalky
- My mom told me that if I picked my nose, my finger would stay there someday!!— baxter
- my grandpa told me if you pick your nose too far then a snail will bite your finger off haAnon
- I hated french onion soup so my dad told me that it was banana soup and i lapped it up for years.— AussieMeg
- My mom told me sex was people making out with no clothes on, boy was I surprised in middle school!— Amie