when i was a kid, i used to imagine that there was a wizard-like person that lived in my body, right above the bunghole, and he pushed my crap through this portal that radiated light, and everytime i held my poo, i imagined this wizard trying to use his magic to push it back out. You know, the dung would come pushing back up through the portal and this little wizard dude in this light green cloak chanted getting the turd out.
Weird, huh?
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Kansas was really black and white because of the Wizard of Oz.— Valerie F.
- After I saw the Wizard of Oz, I was under the impression Kansas was black and white.Anon
- When I was younger I belived that Kansas was in black and white because of the movie The Wizard of OZ!!!!— Becky
- My uncle harry has a very long beard and a hariy face. I used to think he was a wizard.Anon
- Based on that memorable scene from the "Wizard of Oz," I used to believe that people died from shrinking!— Julie
- after watching "the wizard of oz" i thought kansas was black and white and the rest of the world was color!— kelly