When I was four, one morning I got up and declared to my family that I was going to be a bird that day. I kept it up all morning, chirping and such. I think I avoided talking even. I hopped down the hill with Mom to pick up my older sister from school at lunchtime. Then came the BIG DEAL. My mother tried to feed me worms for lunch, which was actually spaghetti. I freaked out, threw the spaghetti on the floor and wailed for a long time. I couldn't eat spaghetti again until about grade three.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- MY SISTER TOLD ME THAT CANNED SPAGHETTI WERE REALLY WORMS THAT'S WHY THEY WERE SO CHEAP...I BELIEVED— CATHY
- I was told that spaghetti grew on trees and i anounced it in class one day in grammer school.— w.b.
- As a child, my twin sister and I used to pronounce `Spaghetti' as `Mastaghetti'. Sounds a bit rude, no? Anon
- I used to think it was illegal to eat spaghetti if you were not Italian— Anthony
- That baked beans were made of pasta! Spaghetti is?!Anon
- I used to believe that spaghetti grew on trees, based on a pasta commercial from the 70s.— Dianne