When I was really young my baby sitter loved TLC and Instead of Don't go chasing waterfalls (which i just learned were the lyrics a month ago and i am 11)I used to sing Dont go Jason Butterball
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when i was a little kid, i thought that the "baby sitter" was actually gunna sit on me hahaAnon
- if you stand on your nose and sing the blues you wont get hiccups for a month.Anon
- Adult diapers feel and sound just like baby diapers but dont have the cool prints on them— jakjflkaj
- When I was a kid I used to believe that the sun was chasing me .— Christopher
- I used to believe my shadow was chasing me whenever I ran— Rose
- when i was little, my dad told me that the moon is chasing me..quite cool~— lily