When I was about five my mother threw this huge Christmas party. She kept talking about what kind of hor d'ouvres to serve. I pronounced them like 'hors, divorce" and I was convinced my mother wanted to feed horse parts to all of our guests.
A childhood belief about nasty food
others believed things like this
- When I was young my mother told me that old people kind of shrink. I thought that they shrunk into babies.— dont know
- My mother's name was Anna. She was called "Annemor"(Duck mama). I was convinced I was a duckling.— Christine Norway
- My mother convinced all of us kids in our family that the large rhubarb in the garden was a Man-Eating Plant. — H.Miller
- I used to believe that my mom could divorce me if I was bad.It used to really upset me.— Shawn Sullivan
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- My das convinced me that the birds which sat on our trees wanted to steal them. — belle