i used to believe that women had just one all-purpose "hole".
How was I supposed to know? They sat down to pee!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought pads sucked blood from women. It wasn't until later in life that I knew their actual purposeAnon
- I used to think if i cut myself on purpose God would reward me for my bravery.— Brendan
- My wife used to believe that the purpose of the stick shift in her Dad's car was to stir the gas.— Curt
- I thought that to breastfeed, a woman had to poke a hole in her nipple (like the hole in a bottle nipple).— Imani B.
- I used to believe that if you dig a hole in the ground and put pepper in the hole, the ground would sneeze.— Cookie
- I thought an asylum seeker was a crazy person who checked in to an asylum on purpose.— Nate