When i was in Kindergarten, i accidentally walked into the boys bathroom while a boy was peeing. I screamed out, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" and i took his hand and led him into a stall, saying you're not supposed to pee on the wall.
I then asked my mom why he did this, and she lauged, and said he had different "Privates" than me.
I didn't know what she meant by different when my friend bryan pulled down his pants to show me o_O
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe evrybody's privates were diffrent-- thus the name "privates"Anon
- I used to believe that the yellow sky during a sunset meant that people were peeing a lot.Anon
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- When I was first told about intercourse, I didn't believe it. How could peeing inside a girl make a baby?— Art
- i didn't beleive this, but a kid my sister knew thought if he screamed in a really high voice, he ran faster.Anon
- When asked why he didn't finish eating the crust from his pizza, a young friend said "I don't eat the bone".— Dustin