I USED TO BELIEVE THAT WHEN YOU GOT OLDER, SINCE IT WAS HARDER FOR YOU TO DO THINGS, YOUR PRIVATE PARTS HAD TO BECOME MORE EASILY ACCESIBLE. MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER HAD A FOLD OF SKIN ON HER NECK AND I THOUGHT THAT SINCE IT RESEMBLED A VAGINA....THAT WAS HOW SHE PEED.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts— Duda Gueiros
- i used to believe that women peed out of their arse and pooed out of their vagina— TIM wilson
- My great grandmother died when I was 9. I didn't go to the funeral because I thought she'd be a skeleton. — Angela
- I used to believe God had a pet tortoise. There was a hymn we sang that went "Great things he hath taught us"— Lozza
- Used to believe that a condom was a little fold-up bag that you feed to your dog so it poop in a bag.— Anais Daehao
- In 'Call Me Maybe', I misheard 'Ripped jeans skin' as 'Rich cheese skin'. — Carly Rae Cheddar