When I was 5 my grandfather had a retirement party and two 10 year olds were the only kids there besides myself. There was a cooler of soft drinks outside and they told me to go get them two root beers. Not knowing that root beer wasn't really beer I snuck outside when everyone was doing their toasts to my grandpa because I was afraid of getting sent to jail. I got the root beer back to the kids and refused to talk to them cause they were "breaking the law". My parents didn't understand this when I refused to say good-bye to them at the end of the party and told them they were bad kids and needed to be punished! Everyone thought it was funny when I explained what their crime was except me!
A childhood belief about drinks
others believed things like this
- i used to believe that root beer was made with root juice and beer— tm
- I used to think that Root Beer was beer with less caloriesAnon
- I used to think that beer was horse pee. Probably because that's what my mom told me...— Kara
- I was always told that beer was made from horse pee.— Just me
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- That you had to be a male to drink beer.— andrei gaspar