When I was younger we went on a road trip to Chicago and on the way we passed a town called joilet (i think). I read the sign and thought it an advertisement for a girl's toilet so on my wish list that christmas I asked Santa for a joliet because I was convinced I was using the wrong toilet. I ended up getting a map of Joliet and cried. I was a really weird child....
A childhood belief about places

others believed things like this
- I used to think that we were breaking a law every time my mom passed a "Do Not Pass" sign on the road. — Kyra
- I used to believe that everything you flushed down the toilet ended up in "Hell".— Abi
- After my dad read The Hobbit to us, when we were little, I thought that Gollum lived in the toilet. — PixelFish
- Until i was 8, I believed that, If you didn't have a chimney, Santa Clause would come in through the toilet.— Maya
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K