One time when I was younger and had to use the bathroom, my dad forgot to put the toilet seat down. As i went to go sit down on the tiolet, i forgot to look first [this was about 10 years ago, I am now 14.] So, i fell in and right away thought the tiolet was trying to eat me. I ran out of the bathroom screming and crying, forgetting to pull my pant up and everything. Hey, I was only 4...can you blame me?
A childhood belief about fear of
others believed things like this
- i beleived that once the tiolet was a big dinosaur and if i sat on it, it would eat my bum and send me to jailAnon
- I thought the expression "so funny I forgot to laugh" was literal instead of sarcastic— Not so funny after all
- I forgot the expression "not cricket", so I said, "not tennis" instead.Anon
- When I was little I used to think that Phoenix palm trees were pineapples that some one forgot to pickAnon
- i used to be scared to use the bathroom becuase i believed something lived in the toilet.— robert allen freeman the fourth
- I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.— G