I used to believe my penis, would grow to such an insane length, that space aliens would land on it, and then take over the world.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When I was little I used to believe that if you told a lie, your nose would grow in length. — Lluna
- I totally believed my siblings when they told me the family was aliens and had a space ship in the garage.— cully
- I used to believe that Finland was in the end of the world. Fin-land.— Francesco Delvecchio, Roma/Italia
- When I was a child, I used to believe that Catalonia was the unique part of land of the world.Anon
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to think that
"The land of make believe"
was
"The land of baked beans."— Baked Bean!