When he was younger, my brother used to believe that when you ate something it went down a tube into a machine in your body. The machine would mush it up into a log, add nuts or corn, dye it brown, and spray skunk spray on it. Then it would come out of the other end of the machine. You know the rest.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- i used to believe that our ansering machine was the washing machine and that it could talk
— tamara - When I got my feet measured by the electronic machine, I thought that the machine will squash my feet!— Helen
- I used to believe that if I put my arm in the washing machine while it was going that it would rip off.— Hannah
- I used to believe my bedroom closet was actually a time machine.— Carrie
- i thought an ATM machine was something which gave free money!!— Armani
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle