when i was little(about4 or 5) and mom took me to the doctor the doctor noticed my penis looked red and infected she told mom i needed to wash myself. so mom tells me as we r goin into the house if i didn't wash my penis it would fall off i was h mortified i ran upstair and began vigorously washing my penis i did this twice a day for 3 years
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- i used to believe that i needed to have sex before i was 15 or else my penis would fall off— jarid
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- when i was little i thought my penis was a gun just in case i needed it— SERASDFE
- I used to think that boys didn't get their penis until they were 18 which was legal adulthood! — beckles