My mom would fart and blame it on my cat Rose. I used to think Rose was the gassiest cat in the world. And I didn't realize that it wasn't my cat until I turned 15. It was when my mom was sitting by the cat and she farted and I looked over at my mom and go... "Mom, did you know that Rose only farts when she is around you?" she looked at me like I was the stupidest daughter ever!! lol I am a brunette who is blonde!!! lol
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- that car headlamps were eyes. the ones that rose up really freaked me out!Anon
- I used to believe that Sheri Lewis from the show Lambchop was my Auntie Rose. the look so much a like!— Nirveli
- I used to think that when somebody farted, little black dots came out that looked like pepper specks.— Jade
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- I used to believe that old films were in black and white because thats how the world looked then.— JC
- My mom said she had eyes in the back of her head. I looked and looked, but never found them.Anon