For a long time i thought the song 'take my breath away' was 'take my bread nowhere' only recently did i figure it out...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - I used to dream that if I held my breath, I could swim through the air for brief amounts of time— Adam
- If you hold your breath and make a wish under a highway tunnel it will come true....I still hold my breath :)— aj
- "Better than sliced bread"
I used to believe 'Sliced Bread' was a musical band.— Madeline - my friend thought that if he ate the crust on bread, his hair would be curly.Anon
- I held my breath near cemeteries because I thought it would be rude to inhale spirits. Anon