when i was little, my mom always called my penis, my "pegus" because that is what my older brother called it when he was 2, and she thought it was funny. So she always called it that and i thought that is what it was called until i was like 8. one kid said penis, and i said "its not penis stupid, its pegus!"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon - Up until I was about 14, I always thought that the penis was called a "pickle."— Amanda
- I used to believe that a penis was called a bobby because my mum told me... I believed this until I was 15.— Patricia
- I thought that the show Beavis and Butthead was called Penis and Butthead.— Porky's Butthole
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon