When I was younger, I could never say the word 'Protestant' (don't know why) so one day after service, my mom took me to meet the pastor. He talked with my mom then leaned down and asked me: 'Nice to see such a young Christian!' of course, me being such a big shot, didn't want to be known as 'another young christian'. I was special! I puffed out my cheeks and said: 'I'm not a Christian! I'm a Prostitute!' My mom quickly said: 'She means Protestant'. To this day, the pastor teases me about it.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon
- I used to wonder why so many cops in movies were called "Lieutenant" as a christian name.— chris
- I used to beleive that a catacism(spelling?) was an extremely painful Christian version of a bris.— Mike
- I used to believe that in the Christian Prayer of the Faithful, we were responding, "Lord, harrow prayer."— Smelleanor
- That you start out Catholic and after you reach a certain age you then become Protestant.Anon
- When asked why he didn't finish eating the crust from his pizza, a young friend said "I don't eat the bone".— Dustin