I thought "bisexual" meant hermaphrodite.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- I thought "catkin" meant "little cat".Anon
- I thought if food said it was fat free it meant you could eat as much as you want without getting fat!— Brainhead
- I thought "deployed" meant "fired".Anon
- I thought that the sign "!" meant: "look at the wonderful landscape"— Giorgos
- i thought that if the icecream van had its chimes going, it meant it was out of ice cream— Gracie