When I was little my mom would always cross stitch, thus, I used to believe babies were made when God would CROSS STITCH them. Then he would give the cross stitching to mom and dad in church. At the childrens sermon one sunday, the pastor asked how they were made and i raised my hand and proudly stated my thoughts.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I thought Dr. Stitch, our town’s doctor… was Stich from lilo and stitchAnon
- when I saw a sign with a deer on it I always thought deer had to cross the street by it. like a cross walk— only me
- When I was little I though "A Cross" was a mud/tar pit and that Jesus drowned.— Usagi Ohkami
- If you cross your eyes, they will get stuck like that.Anon
- I used to believe Nuns are a third gender, a cross between men and women:)Anon
- if you cross your eyes and there's a gush of wind, you'll get stuck like that !!— Olivier