You know how people tell young children that when it rains, god is crying? Well, when I was young, I believed that when it rained, it was the clouds peeing! Needless to say, I never went out in the rain without an umbrella.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- When I was young I used to believe that when it rained, God was peeing on the Earth. My grandma got mad.— Tim
- I used to think that when it rained, god was crying.
I'm not religious but i believed it.— Sally - My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- I used to believe I could control the weather by singing rain rain go away or blowing the clouds away.— Shannon
- I use to believe that when it rained, it was actually God peeing on us because he was mad at the world— Orejita0925
- i used to belive that when it rained god was peeing and when it thundered he was farting!!! — Kristalyn