i once thought that i pissed my balls out, because there were these round things in the toilet. i think my older brother encouraged me to believe this.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- for the longest time every i used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Barret" said "round merry go round"— lin
- I used to believe that having sex was a man pissing while the woman pissed.Anon
- I used to think that when you get older you could go back and redo things. — cobra
- I also thought that meat balls were made from testicals— Glenn