For about 3 years in my early youth, I was absolutely certain that I hadn't pooped at all. I don't know how I could have thought that, since I know I must have defecated at least once every few days, but I was convinced.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- In my youth,I was always convinced that my chocolate easter eggs came from my uncles chicken farm!— Jamsie
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- For many years I didn't understand why everyone was talking about the 'youth in Asia' (euthanasia).Anon
- I believed that lightning bugs were faeries....
::sigh:: I miss those enchanted years of my youth.— Andrea Sorenson - When I was 6 or 7 years old, I absolutely believed that if a thermometer broke--the world would end. — Suzi
- My mom thought "euthenasia" meant Asian kids.(youth in Asia)— Ibelievedher!