I was upset that Mrs. Butterworths did not actually speak. The first time I had Mrs Butterworths syrup my older sister told me that she wasn't speaking because she was dead. She couldn't breathe in the shopping bag from the grocery store and she suffocated on the way home. I cried for a long time at that one.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- You couldn't have your belly button covered for too long or it would be harder for you to breathe.— Jess
- I used to belief sloths lived in trees outside my childhood home. My older sister told me so.Anon
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- I used to believe when I was a child ,
during xtmas time animals speak like humans after 12 pm— lan - My sister told me that if you had sweetcorn in your poo, you had six months to live! I cried for weeks — Billy