I used to think there were two separate entrances to the vagina, a front one for "missionary" congress and a back one for a "rear entry". Despite some perfectly good sex education and being no stranger to the occasional soft-porn mag, I held this belief right up to the age of 15, when my best friend rang me up to explain the true situation having just reached a "breakthrough" with his long-term girlfriend that afternoon. Then again, he appeared to have been labouring under a similar misapprehension himself: "It's not at the front," he said excitedly. "It's underneath!"
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- If you stood in front of the fire for too long your spine would melt!— Helen, Cumbria
- I used to believe that when you had cancer, your bottom would be in front instead of in back. Anon
- The front of the car was always NORTH.Anon
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela
- On motorways the person at the front of the traffic had set out
first— andy