my brothers farts smell really bad so when i was little i always thought he pooped in his pant when he farted
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.— Tim
- If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.— Sammy
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- Because i could not see them, i thought my farts came out as green bubblesAnon
- i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would dieAnon