Somehow I made a connection between Jesus and the World Wars, thinking my grandfather who had been a naval officer during WW2 had played some part in rescuing Christ from murder/execution by taking him away on his boat. It was of course all exaggerated by my 'vivid' imagination as my reception teacher clarified for me gently after I bragged to the class about what my grandad had done. Well that was my distorted idea of heroism!
A childhood belief about wars

others believed things like this
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- row row row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life's a butter bean.— bleeslady
- I used to think that world wars's were called war wars. So then World War II became War War II.— Maria
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- Even though I knew about Roman numerals when I was younger, I thought that there was 11 world wars.Anon
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam