When I was younger, I thought that women never went for a poo.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I thought that Labour Day was when all sorts of women gave birth.— Greg
- I thought it was illegal for women to use Just For Men hair coloring— Brainhead
- When I first met my husband, he thought women didn't fart. He was really surprised after he met me!!!Anon
- I thought the term maiden name actually applied to women who were maidens.— Natasha
- My partner thought women used the brown packing tape as wax strips.— Helen
- I thought that the women who drove the bookmobile actually wrote all of the books on the shelves.— Dan