when i was younger i used to think that a baby's head with green smoke around it would come and give me a 10 second countdown to go to bed if i went for a crap at night! i now hate babies
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I use to cover my head at night because I thought monsters would give me a bad hair cut while I was sleeping!— Amy
- when i was younger i believed that clouds were made from the smoke stacks — lisa
- I used to believe that smoke stacks that pumped out white smoke were cloud makers.— lizzie
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- I used to believe that baby oil came from squeezing babies— Angelina
- My friend used to believe baby oil was made from babiesAnon