When I was about three, I was distraught to witness my same-age cousin taking a poo in his potty, and thought that he had lost a part of his anatomy. So, meaning to do well, I promptly scooped up the potty contest and ran after him, shouting "look, look take it back - it's yours!" and couldn't understand why he didn't appreciate my advances...
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- My brother used to be scared to poop in the potty. He thought that he was pooping out his bones.— Lillyth
- I used to think people had a "potty mouth" if they had been drinking out of the toilet.Anon
- that bathroom tap water was recycled "potty" water from the toliet. — livingdeadgirl
- When I first saw a picture of the human anatomy, I thought the brain was really snot.Anon
- My older sister used to beleive that when it rained, the angels in heaven were having a spitting contest— Doblica W.
- I used to think that boysenberry was poisonberry and couldn't understand whay anyone would want to eat it.Anon