I was once coming home from the grocery store with my mom, and she asked me to hand her an apple juice. I was so scared. I thought my mom would get in trouble for "drinking and driving" so I flat out refused to give it to her for fear she would be arrested.
A childhood belief about criminals

others believed things like this
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon
- I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee
- once i was drinking aot of orange juice and my sister said i would get drunk if i had too much— deanna
- i used to believe that drinking and driving was when you were drinking while driving— fay
- i used to belive that if you smashed your hand in a roller your bones would be fine but your arm would be flat— rap masta cheseepuff
- I thought the big apple was literally a giant apple in New York Anon