When I was little, my dad always cursed around me. Well, eventually I picked up his words. I thought they were everyday, friendly, common words that wouldn't hurt anyone. So on my first day of kindergarten I shouted "Hi Mrs. Brooks! You look very bitchy today!" I got sent to the principal's office who then asked me why I said those things. I told her "I was just bein so damn nice!"
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- When i was in kindergarten, i used to think that i invented the words million and billion— Comonsnadama
- I used to believe that all four-letter words are bad words.Anon
- I used to believe that all languages were just jiberish and I asked my mom why they didn't use real words.Anon
- It was common "knowledge" where I lived that if you picked dandelions then you would wet the bed.— Holly
- I used to believe viagra was a mint and that it was an everyday mint you could buy from the post office!!!— Bartoner
- When I was in Kindergarten I was told if I picked my nose my nose will go into eternal bleeding— Sam